Best Shortcuts Are Here For YOU
Best shortcuts for this and best shortcuts for that,
Learn to pull shortcuts from your sleeve or your hat.
Shortcuts exist in every feat of our lives,
shortcuts of grandmas, husbands and wives.
Longshoremen, dancers, dilettante romancers,
all are using shortcuts to find better answers.
Use your great shortcuts, the best that you have,
use them with pride to brighten your lives.
There is no shame in shortcuts,
there is no game in shortcuts,
they simply provide us
with passage through doorways.
Grounded eagles, corporate thieves,
angelic doctors, pontifical proctors,
all use shortcuts to achieve their means,
action trumps the fiction of your hill of beans.
It all comes to naught when it's you that you serve,
wake up use your shortcuts if you still have the nerve.
Through all things human within our lives and without,
you'll find yourself using shortcuts, without any doubt.
Just use them for all, spreading waves of devotion.
for shortcuts prevent the solipsitic notion.
Shortcuts and secrets, shortcuts and more,
you will find your best shortcuts
pry open that door.
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Best shortcuts, that's who I am
Best shortcuts, happy as I can.
Believe it when you're told that you shall join the holy fold,
when you use your Best shortcuts, to find that knowledge yet unfurled.
Best shortcuts shine a new light, one you've not seen before,
Such as asking more people more times for what you want,
Thanks to Best shortcuts, which teach that much more.
Best shortcuts, right in your hand,
best shortcuts, aren't they grand?
Don't bother with the little words,
Your brain is much better than that,
and with one hundred seven million lenses per eye,
you'll find you don't miss them, for your mind is that phat.
As long as you re-write, within the hour,
in words you would teach a child,
you will find you remember three times as much,
adding to each of your piles and smiles.
Best shortcuts, best shortcuts, all that is mercy and mild,
best shortcuts, for adventure-seeking knights,
will take you to places you could not have devised.
Best shortcuts will strengthen your floors,
shine light on the darkest of unexplored moors.
Best shortcuts, not for snoring old boors,
Best shortcuts will open more doors.
Best shortcuts for knowledge to pour,
Best shortcuts always bring much more.
So, you've been up for nearly two days, worrying yourself silly,
anxious to know how big the Route of Best Shortcuts is. Let's fix that:
You'll find that the Route of Best Shortcuts is the biggest website ever created,
at least the biggest website from one pair of hands and no auto-generated pages..
Literally thousands of colors just in the food button areas alone, to please, specifically, you.
Now beyond a million splendiferously magnificently interactive and unique pages,
all to help you to help yourself. The biggest website for success shortcuts,
surely the biggest website for health and natural healing information,
and the biggest website for 911day tribute photographs,
the biggest website for Shapelinks, and that's not all!
Yep. The Route of Best Shortcuts is also the world's biggest website,
and hopefully the most exciting and empowering, to include EyeCandy.
Tens of thousands of delicious, unique bits of digital art from MisterShortcut,
your friendly neighborhood Godfather of EyeCandy, deliverer of universal shortcuts.
One pleasingly delicious note here is that you can start on any one of a million pages!
That's right, far more than a million unique pages just to find something to tickle your fancy.
Throwing enough at the wall increases the likelihood that some or more of it will stick. Throw again.
This is YOUR website. It is to your advantage for you to MAKE it your most exciting and empowering website.
You can have enormous skills and knowledge. They are unproductive until they are used many times for good.
The more times you do something with that high focus, the more times your aim proves to be accurate.
The Route of Best Shortcuts aspires to be the relentless alarm clock for success.
Striving to be your Biggest website of exciting and empowering interactivity.
Welcome to the Route of Best Shortcuts,
the world's most exciting, empowering, delicious website.