Best shortcuts for this and best shortcuts for that,
Learn to pull shortcuts from your sleeve or your hat.
Shortcuts exist in every feat of our lives,
shortcuts of grandmas, husbands and wives.
Longshoremen, dancers, dilettante romancers,
all are using shortcuts to find better answers.
Use your great shortcuts, the best that you have,
use them with pride to brighten your lives.
There is no shame in shortcuts,
there is no game in shortcuts,
they simply provide us
with passage through doorways.
Grounded eagles, corporate thieves,
angelic doctors, pontifical proctors,
all use shortcuts to achieve their means,
action trumps the fiction of your hill of beans.
It all comes to naught when it's you that you serve,
wake up use your shortcuts if you still have the nerve.
Through all things human within our lives and without,
you'll find yourself using shortcuts, without any doubt.
Just use them for all, spreading waves of devotion.
for shortcuts prevent the solipsitic notion.
Shortcuts and secrets, shortcuts and more,
you will find your best shortcuts
pry open that door.
So, you've been up for nearly two days, worrying yourself silly,
anxious to know how big the Shortcuts Way of Living is. Let's fix that:
You'll find that the Shortcuts Way of Living is the biggest website ever created,
at least the biggest website from one pair of hands and no auto-generated pages..
Literally thousands of colors just in the food button areas alone, to please, specifically, you.
Now beyond a million splendiferously magnificently interactive and unique pages,
all to help you to help yourself. The biggest website for success shortcuts,
surely the biggest website for health and natural healing information,
and the biggest website for 911day tribute photographs,
the biggest website for Shapelinks, and that's not all!
Yep. The Shortcuts Way of Living is also the world's biggest website,
and hopefully the most exciting and empowering, to include EyeCandy.
Tens of thousands of delicious, unique bits of digital art from MisterShortcut,
your friendly neighborhood Godfather of EyeCandy, deliverer of universal shortcuts.
One pleasingly delicious note here is that you can start on any one of a million pages!
That's right, far more than a million unique pages just to find something to tickle your fancy.
Throwing enough at the wall increases the likelihood that some or more of it will stick. Throw again.
This is YOUR website. It is to your advantage for you to MAKE it your most exciting and empowering website.
You can have enormous skills and knowledge. They are unproductive until they are used many times for good.
The more times you do something with that high focus, the more times your aim proves to be accurate.
The Shortcuts Way of Living aspires to be the relentless alarm clock for success.
Striving to be your Biggest website of exciting and empowering interactivity.
Welcome to the Shortcuts Way of Living,
the world's most exciting, empowering, delicious website.